sazzi3 replied to your photo “this is a local shop for local people ”

how did you get your nose like that freehand tho

GCSE art gave me impeccable skills with double sided tape

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

(via thepigswontquit)

glowcloud:

I love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I don’t need feminism because I can admit I need my husband to open a jar for me and that’s ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via totalhipsterdickbag)

I’m watching a documentary about smoking and it’s kinda gross and sad but at the same time I’m just like ooh cool mercury lungs

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